Please allow me to offer my utmost apologies for what you're about to read.   Time was not my friend but I still wanted to get a recap up asap so this was the best I could do on short notice.

When I watch each episode I do two things - I tweet like a mofo during the show, and I have a blog post draft screen open so I can pop in little tidbits as they happen.  This way I can just come back and elaborate on them later. 

Since I don't have time for a full post, this mishmash of the two will have to do. I figure if nothing else it will give you a creepy view into my brain as it slowly turns to mush during the 120 minutes of pure trashy glory that is each Monday night episode.

Hope you enjoy!!  Although I warn you, this might hurt your head to read. 

Kupah is seen out

See ya! Don't let the ice fall out of your glass as you shut the van door, son. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

Tony stays - whut?

Eyes of a child, heart of a warrior, gypsy soul, form of...a bucket of water. Wonder twins, activate! #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

sumo

Oh hey! Boxing went so well, let's let the dudes wrestle! Sigh. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

balls everywhere

Lots of similarities between sumo and football. Except in football there's only one ball on the field of play. BOOM! #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

Tony freaks out

Tony. Stop saying words. Especially the same ones, over and over again. Oh, but spitting? Way cool. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

Sumo exhibition
Kaitlyn gets tossed around

Oh hey now. Lifted up by a thin strip of fabric, suspended mid-air by my lady piece? Thanks but no! #thebachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

butts everywhere
tony doesn't show
tony leaves the show

$20 says Tony reeks of patchouli in that poncho thing of his. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

room escape with ben z
she's scared of birds like I am of spiders

If there were spiders up in this joint I would SMASH THROUGH THAT WALL, I tell you what. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

love those things - got it done with a second to spare
toilet is gross, yo
nice chemistry between them - he handled that well

sex ed group date -  Ben is cute

Tonight is all about the Bens, 'bout them Bens, no Tony. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

love that she pranked them with this

Fake kid's reaction to sex ed stuff

Jared gets one on one time since he got knocked out last time
still has black eye - she wants to punch him again to keep it


he wants the rose baaaaaad - not sure how i feel about him

Jared's either the super sweet guy who cooks you breakfast or the super creepy guy who cooks you FOR breakfast. Jury's out. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

Clint and JJ bromance - ridic

"Villains gotta vill' Cue massive eye roll. #TheBachelorette

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

 No rose ceremony - once again we're left hanging like Joe's left nut

And another #TheBachelorette comes to a close without any closure. Sigh.

— Shannon Stuart (@shanstu) June 2, 2015

And that's a wrap!!